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December 30, 2011
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That’s me, bitch-slapping 2011 to the curb where, if there is a God, it will be run over by an endless herd of confused, pissed-off, incontinent,
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I’LL BE BACK. I typed that in my best Terminator voice. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud, if he wasn’t busy having illegitimate children with the staff.
December 19, 2011
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OH MY GOD, GUESS WHAT? I’m still here. I know! I can’t believe it either. I have so much to tell you but my brain
It’s like I’m living a really crappy Lifetime movie
October 20, 2011
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If you’ve been around here for awhile, you know that my family has been going through something since June. I’ve been posting sporadically since then
If you make a living as a chauffeur for fecal matter, I guess you had better have a sense of humor
September 29, 2011
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Yesterday, it took me one hour to drive one mile YES I SAID ONE FREAKING MILE and I don’t even live in LA. I live
I’m still here. Kind of.
September 12, 2011
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It’s been a couple of months now since my life was decimated by an F5 tornado. Figuratively, I mean. Not literally. We typically don’t have
Much to my surprise, I did not accidentally asphyxiate my ass
August 18, 2011
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A summary of what I’ve been up to this past month. Just in case anyone thought I fell off the face of the planet! Not