Coming soon to a road near you
July 20, 2011
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Every so often I allow myself one feeding frenzy at the all-you-can-eat lunacy trough, just so I can get in touch with my own inner
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I’ve got so many flecks of Dusty Moss in my hair, I look like a premenopausal chia pet. And I feel just like an emotionally unstable Van Gogh, except I typed this with two ears.
July 1, 2011
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I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’ve been busy having an emotional breakdown or two. Or thirty. God, those things are exhausting. But I
Thank you. And? My mother-in-law opened her mouth and a potty came flying out. Who knew?
June 14, 2011
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You know how it is when you struggle with how to write something and then you type it, delete it, type it again and then
Broken
June 7, 2011
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Sometimes, something happens that is so sudden, so jarring, so gut-wrenchingly cruel and soul shattering, that I cannot find the funny because it’s all I
Weekend regurgitation: Musings on Lady GaGa in the outfield
June 5, 2011
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I’ve mentioned before that Mother Nature has been busy peeing all over our area for about two months now. Yesterday was no different and found
By the time you finish reading this, you’ll be scratching your head and not just because I sound a little insane
June 3, 2011
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Softball season is upon us once again and you know what that means! Time to get my panties all tightly wadded up into a bunch